Wish you were locked up in Guantánamo?

Day-dreaming about being in Abu Ghraib? Feel like you missed out on all this hot torture action in the last few years? Here is your chance to get some, reality TV style!

Channel 4 is to broadcast what it is styling a Guantánamo Bay-style reality show that will examine the effects of mild torture on seven male volunteers.

The Guantánamo Guidebook will recreate some of the practices used at the US naval base where hundreds of so-called "enemy combatants" have been held without trial or access to lawyers for nearly three years.

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