Best Gay Love Song?

Franz Ferdinand have a song that is just incredibly gay.

Michael,
you're the boy with all the leather hips,
sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips

...

This is what I am, I am a man
so come and dance with me Michael

here is their back story. so... what do you think of the back story? did the singer come out in a moment of idealism, then freak out under the bright media lights and come up with this fake story? or is he telling the truth that its a couple pals of his?

either way, my respect for them has gone up.