What 41 Hours in an Elevator Looks Like

What 41 Hours in an Elevator Looks Like


(thanks hans)

cat + theramin = cute

cat + theramin = cute

(thanks to thewitnessexchange)

YOU JUST GOT "FLICK ROLLED"

YOU JUST GOT "FLICK ROLLED"
Originally uploaded by boyshapedbox

pwnd

Poodle-woman scares the **** out of me

Poodle-woman scares the **** out of me:

"big dog"

I am without words....

omg.

Death Metal Bert and Ernie

Death Metal Bert and Ernie

Réaction oscillante

Mmm... Coffee

Glow in the dark cats

Mike Huckabee's Message to Iowa

Look Around You - Computer Games

(thanks to reebosak for finding this)

Kucinich grills Kucinich

(0)

Chocolade Haas

(thanks to thespacepope)

3 Years of Bulls***

I just noticed this is the the 3rd anniversary of this blog. In honer of that:



Man I've posted a lot of BS...

Brillilant

Light Graffiti:

Brilliant. Haha, get it? "Brilliant"? No?

Evolved Virtual Creatures

Aparently the embeded player isn't working, direct link:

Evolved Virtual Creatures (1994)

Beer, Spilled. A One Act Tragedy.

Place: Oakland, CA
Time: 9pm


Me: Sitting and minding my own business

Glass of beer: Doing the same.

**TING**

Me: "What the hell was that?"

Me: Looks around the room, reflexively trying to see what the cat's knocked over and broke

Cats: Stare back sleepily, innocently doing nothing

Me: "Hmm... guess it was nothing"

Me: Reaches for beer, lifts up glass and PHOOOOSH! Beer spills out from the perfectly clean 360 degree break at the bottom of the glass. A sudden rush of sticky doom runs all over the table, inches from my new laptop and camera...

Me: "W.T.F."

Ikea: "Yep, our glassware spontaneously explodes. But hey, it cost 2 cents a glass..."

Beer, Spilled. A One Act Tragedy
Originally uploaded by vitriolix

Beer, Spilled. A One Act Tragedy
Originally uploaded by vitriolix

How I imagine furry parties, except with robots.

I like how all the furries, I mean "real transformers" all are just milling around watching each other "transform".

Negative Happy Chain Saw Edge

Yup, definitely the best title ever.

(thanks dawn)

There are some weird fetishes out there

(thank you turtle)

BREAKING UPDATE:

1776

This... Is... AMERICA!!!

"Italian"

"Italian"
Originally uploaded by vitriolix

I love how in all American chain sandwich shops, the kind that are on every corner here in SOMA, "Italian" means "fuckloads of random meat + mild peppers"... salami, turkey, roast beef, bologna, pepperoni, ham... all mashed into a giant log of unidentifiable animal protein. yum.

Paint with your Penis

Once-puritan South Africa holds its first sex fair

Artist Tim Patch (L), who calls himself 'Pricasso', paints a picture of Olga Braude (R) using his penis at the Sexpo in Johannesburg, September 28, 2007. Patch has painted portraits of some of the worlds most famous people including George Bush and Queen of England.

(thanks steve, for keeping me up to date on the penis-art world)

Poop Terrace

This sign was up outside my offce... for some reason they still have units available for lease:

ABC asks the tough questions...

ABC asks the tough questions. Such as: is the world flat or round? Watch for yourself:

Alabama <3's Guns and H8's Fun

Oral Arguments On Alabama Sex Toy Law May Reach Supreme Court

In Alabama, you can sell guns on any street corner but you can’t sell sex toys.
That’s right. Alabama is a vibrator-free state!

Well, technically you can go across state lines and buy sex toys in Georgia and Tennessee and carry them home. But the Alabama Legislature, in its infinite wisdom and in the spirit of protecting citizens from moral turpitude, a while back banned the sale of sex toys (or “marital aids” as some lawmakers coyly call them).

Wanted: One Fat, Very White Man With No Shame

This is really what Drum'n'bass is all about.

Dick Cheney '94: Invading Baghdad Would Create Quagmire

Dick Cheney '94: Invading Baghdad Would Create Quagmire

Prison Never Looked So Fun

Jailhouse rocks: Philippine inmates' Thriller routine an internet hit



The balding "chick" my be the scariest part...